HOLIDAYPALOOZA

Wow, what an exciting holidays I've had! Just have a look at some of these fantastic vacation photos I've taken. These photos don't even demonstrate the full extent of how cool my holidays have been. It's okay to be jealous.

Where every morning begins. When I wasn't standing up, I was usually lying somewhere in here. You can see my guitar and my Linkin Park shirt there. Mere indications of how cool and awesome my holidays truly were.

The first thing I see when I wake up. This is where I spend my days when I'm not out on grand adventures or magnificent quests for gold, treasure and wenches. I had to tell the wenches "no," since I have a girlfriend now.

The remaining corner of my room. I've actually avoided standing anywhere near this area since the start of the holidays. If you look at the contents of the shelves, you can discern what kind of awesome guy I am. Especially that empty tub of Maltesers and the quiz book full of Sudokus.

When I do venture outside of my room (usually on my way to rescue fair maidens and ride rollercoasters that go nowhere in particular,) I occasionally kick back in this couch, usualy accompanied by my trusty book of Sudokus.

Another favourite couch of mine. I think I sat here at one point during my holidays.

This is the kitchen sink. I ate breakfast while leaning over this thing a lot.

Finally, the big finale of my scallawag-ous vacation; the kitchen table. A few days ago this bad boy was covered in fan-mail addressed to yours truly. I seem to be really big with teenage girls, which makes it difficult when I have to reject all their offers for love telling them that I'm already taken.

Anyway, those are just some snapshots of how great, awesome and fantastic my holidays have been. I would have taken more photos of myself when I was thwarting the powers of evil and saving mankind from damnation, but the flash on my camera is dodgy and most of the pictures turned out too dark.